Total Hero Team
Total Hero Team

Fighting for freedom
All over the world
If you cry out for justice
Then your cries will be heard by the

Total Hero Team
Total Hero Team
Flying and Fighting
Very exciting
Total Hero Team

Using our powers
In the fight against crime
If it's naughty o'clock then
It's a quarter past time for the
Total Hero Team!

Total Hero Team
Total Hero Team
No-one is braver
We're here to save you
Total Hero Team

We're like a super John Lewis
We're even Nicer than toast
Subsidised cafeteria
And we'll sign for your post
In the

Total Hero Team
Total Hero Team
We're chartered employers
Please come and join us –
Total Hero Team

Many members we have had
But they never seem to last
They come and go like office biros
For instance - Captain Terrific got demoted
The Exploding Girl Exploded
Mr Pyrotechnic, he caught fire- oh!
Mrs Monster went all weird
The Invisible Boy disappeared
The Immortal Man – died
We've lost more staff than G4S
So we're recruiting, yet again

Previous applicants need not apply
For the...

Total Hero Team
Total Hero Team
No-one is braver
We're here to save you
Total Hero Team

Our records are updated
We've re-checked all the files
Your CV's been uprated
And you're now qualified
For the

Total Hero Team
Total Hero Team
Get HR alerted
You get to work in
Total Hero Team!