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Sod It, Let's Get Pissed
03:43
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I've got a meeting tomorrow, I should be alert
I should try getting in early, I should iron a shirt
But I'm having such a good time talking to you
I flatter myself, but maybe you are too
And we've been working for most of our adult lives
They can take away our daytime, they're not having the night
It's unanimous - that's it
Sod it, let's get pissed
Let's get lathered, bladdered, hammered and trashed
Let's get tanked up, tipsy, sozzled and smashed
Let our livers know they've lived
Sod it, let's get pissed
I know I'll be hungover, it'll probably hurt
But there's more to life that what you do at work
You see, tonight could be the night
When we set the world to rights
It would be selfish to go home and get a good night's sleep
When we could be preventing World War III
We owe it to The Kids
Sod it, let's get pissed
Let's get lathered, bladdered, hammered and trashed
Let's get tanked up, tipsy, sozzled and smashed
Let our livers know they've lived
Sod it, let's get pissed
And it would be unpatriotic if we were to ignore
The fact that Government's relaxed the late night licencing laws
The whole economy depends
On you getting them in again
I'm getting blotto for blighty, let the nation applaud
When I'm pie-eyed, pickled, merry and as drunk as a Lord
By now you'll've got the gist
Sod it, let's get pissed
Let's get lathered, bladdered, hammered and trashed
Let's get tanked up, tipsy, sozzled and smashed
Let our livers know they've lived
Sod it, let's get pissed
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2. |
Closer To You
03:36
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I got into cars and trains
And trams and buses and aeroplanes but
None of them brought me closer to you
I walked down lanes and country tracks
Down boulevards, round cul-de-sacs but
None of them brought me closer to you
But sat up in bed with our tea for two
The Saturday Guardian and Radio 2
These are the things that bring me closer to -
These things bring me closer to you
Closer to you
During the summer of '93
I thought it was a good idea to sport a small goatee and
That didn't bring me closer to you
I learnt to talk about organic beer
And went to the pub for two years and
That didn't bring me closer to you
But watching my watch at the foot of the stairs
When we should be long gone but you're still drying your hair
These are the things that bring me closer to -
These things bring me closer to you
Closer to you
Closer to you
Closer to you
These are the things that bring me closer to you
Getting all drunk when I'm out on my own
Trying to be quiet coming in, and knowing you know
These are the things that bring me closer to -
These things bring me closer to you
Closer to you
Closer to you
Closer to you
These are the things that bring me closer to you
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3. |
Born Yesterday
03:54
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I live every day as if it's my last
A bloke on the bus said but I think that's daft
I said Then why did you iron that shirt?
If it was my last day on earth I'm pretty sure I wouldn't go to work
Come on then - tell me, where is the love
If the only thing you're thinking of
Is the pleasures you can contain in a day?
I'd rather try and live my life as if was born yesterday
I was born yesterday
With my heart on my sleeve
At least that's what I believe
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I was born yesterday
If I can only look one way I'm not gonna look back
If have lose one tense I'll dispense with the past
Cast off the shackles of doubt, and say I want it, yes,
I want to find out how it ends, I want to see what's gonna happen next
And though there may be no future, it's a pretty good bet
That there's plenty to come that hasn't happened yet
It's not exactly existential - what I mean to say
Is that I'm gonna try and live my life like I was born yesterday
I was born yesterday
With my heart on my sleeve
At least that's what I believe
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I was born yesterday
How would we ever know
If 10 seconds ago
The whole world began for us, halfway through that chorus
And everything we knew was wrong
Our memories never existed and I've spent
My whole life singing this song
I was born yesterday
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4. |
Hey William
04:09
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Hey William don't worry
About the things you haven't done today
You'll have all that time again tomorrow
And tomorrow's just a close your eyes away
There'll be thirty thousand mornings more
That'll you'll have to explore
The dreams that you might start to dream tonight
So William don't worry
It's way past time for turning out the lights
Hey William imagine
The wonders of the world you'll grow into
Who knows what will happen
In all the time you've got coming to you
You'll see things we've never seen
In places we have never been
And do things no-one's even thought of yet
So William imagine
It could happen if you get back into bed
Maybe you'll live on the moon
And fly to work on Mars
Play songs beyond the Milky Way
On alien guitars
Take taxis to Atlantis
And then stranger still by far
Find out not all girls are boring
And hand over your heart
Hey William remember
To take with you and keep for all your life
On all your adventures
A little of the way you feel tonight
As time passes you'll find that it's
Easier to act as if it's
All been done and all been seen before
But William remember
There's always time to try and find out more
Hey William please wake up
My mind's alive with loads of things to do
And William I hope that
I get to share a few of them with you
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5. |
If You Need Loving
02:38
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If you are lonely I'll hang around
If you are worried I will calm you down
If you have problems I'll try and sort them out
And if you're thirsty it's always my shout
And if you need loving like I know you do
And if you need loving like I know you do
And if you need loving I can do that too
If you are guilty I'll be your alibi
If you are tired of walking then I will learn to drive
If you are blinded I'll describe everything
And if you're tired of talking I will learn to sing
And if you need loving like I know you do
And if you need loving like I know you do
And if you need loving I can do that too
If you can't climb the stile I will open the gate
And if we're going out I'll pretend that we're not late
And if you're wondering why I'd do these things for you
It's simply because I know that you'd do them for me too
And if you need loving like you know I do
And if you need loving like you know I do
I can do that too
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6. |
Zipcodes
05:56
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Here is a picture of me that I drew when I was nine
It's my plan to be a superhero
I think I thought my power to fight the fiends of Peterborough
Was to wear some X-Ray Specs 'cos I'd seen an Advert which said
They see through clothes and skin
But you couldn't ever get them in this country
You had to send off a coupon From Marvel Two-In-One
Featuring Ben Grimm, the ever lovin' blue-eyed Thing
But there's one thing for which they asked
That was something I never had
A Zip Code
Never had a Zip Code
And I don't know what one is
I wanted to deliver Grit to my friends and neighbours
And raise Sea Monkeys as pets
I wanted a hundred and four model soldiers from the Civil War to collect
Though they never looked like Cavaliers or Roundheads to me
And oh the cartoons advertised for Saturday mornings used to drive
Me wild with jealousy for I was stuck with Beeb and ITV
Charles Atlas said he's make a man of me in 28
But it turned out he still had nine years to wait
But like a Hostess cupcake or a twinkie
One thing continued to elude me
A Zip Code
Never had a Zip Code
And I don't know what one is
But then the sad day came when I
Retired from the comics life
To spend my money getting pissed
No more the panelologist
Until in 1999
A new thought fluttered through my mind
So I spent three pounds ninety five
At the newsagent, just to find
Out what they'd call 2000AD
When it actually was 2000AD
Turned out they called it
2000AD
But, reunited with Judge Dredd
I went to my attic and read
The complete works of Alan Moore
And John Byrne's run on Fantastic Four
The Crisis On Infinite Earths
Hellblazer, the Dark Knight Returns
Squadron Supreme, Nexus and Groo
And soon I found myself drawn to
My local comic shop, where I
Found that those comics that I'd liked
Had had a sharp increase in Price
And then I heard myself, aged nine
Solemnly telling my step-dad
Comics are an investment that
Will be worth an awful lot one day
So I rushed home, and to EBay
But my attempts to register
Were almost instantly deterred
I staggered, stumbled and I reeled
When I saw a required field
Was an enemy I knew so well
I fell back from the keyboard and shouted - what the hell
Is a Zipcode?
Never had a Zip Code
And I don't know what one is
Here is a picture of me aged thirty hunched over a screen
Where my American pen pal had told me what a zipcode means
The internet was young and hardly anyone online
So transatlantic translation of colloquialisms took up quite a lot of our time
I sold those comics and then bought more, by Grant Morrison and Alan Moore
Now, I love comics and I'm really glad that I've got my hobby back
But still things have changed, no more hand-lettered panels and the colour's better
And all the adverts are full page
I wonder is some of the mystery eroded
Will young imaginations be so fired up now that
It's a postcode
That is what a zipcode is
Yeah, I know
I do know what one is
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MJ Hibbett & The Validators London, UK
MJ Hibbett & The Validators have performed live on Radio One, had a Record Of The Year in Rolling Stone, an Album Of The Day on 6Music, released one of the first ever viral videos, toured the UK and Europe, featured in an Edinburgh Fringe Festival show, and recorded a science fiction rock opera, all while maintaining their complete independence from outside record labels. ... more
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